Songs and such.

I play my guitar and sing the songs I have written over the past couple of years, everyday. It occurs to me that I should record them, and find somewhere to perform them. The new song is still gestating.  I have 4 or 5 I've never put out, that need to be freed. To make sure I get on with it, I'm going to put out the lyrics for the next song I'm going to record. I wrote this one ages ago.

Disaster

I poured coffee in my computer
Does this mean it will run faster?
Did you back up your files on an outboard drive?
Then thats a caffeine disaster

Disaster, disaster
That's a caffeine disaster

Facebooked drunk on Friday night
That my boss is a total tosser
Monday comes, new job to find
That's a resume disaster

Disaster, disaster
That's a resume disaster

Bank holiday one day too long
And I slept with her sister
Now I'm on my own in a darkened room
And my palm is a weeping blister

Disaster, disaster
That's a wrong sister disaster.

We all do lots of stupid things
They don't cover us in glory
Then time goes by and you realize
Thats a cracking bloody story.

Story oh story
Thats a cracking bloody story.

Cheers to Jen, for one of the lyric changes.