The telethon

   
Nice to see them giving everyone a go, despite the high notes running away from some like startled deer. Good to see the bass player for Coldplay wearing comedy cock pants, good distraction from the relentlessly depressing tone of the show. Props out to Madonna for giving it a little bit of a dance, despite the hip replacement sitting a bit wonky. good stuff Jay z and crew. Finally thank you Wyclef Jean for reminding us what hope looks like.
Speaking of which, the Freebird finish? Genius Mr O'Brien, see you on the next network not retarded enough to get rid of talent, in favour of a vaguely amusing chin.