Saturday, December 27, 2008

This supermarket is genius

Current mood: impressed with store

Category: impressed with store Fashion, Style, Shopping

Earlier this year, same supermarket, I went in the wrong aisle 8 things or whatever that shit is,all I knew is that aisle said tobacco. Girl tutted and looked at the sign.
I said, "Shouldn't have let me unload then. Ring it up."
Big sigh from the bloke behind. Turned and looked at him. He had one apple. One apple!
I said, "Is there a William Tell party I'm keeping you from?"
"Girl behind the counter said, "There's always one."
I said, "Yeah. don't worry about it.'
Then realised she was talking about me.
Fuck you charisma minger! Ring it up.
I love this store.

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