Monday, December 15, 2008

the poltergeist incident

Our alarm on the kitchen door has been weird for months. Been running out of battery, and in the last week started hooking itself to the motion sensor in the garage. Scott has been coming back and forth for weeks, as we tried to suss it out. conclusion? We've upset the spirit of the indian chief that rests in the burial grounds below our basement. Today we appeased him and everything seems fine.
Scott and I then started chatting and it turns out he has seen the freakiest thing on the internet too. Its called two girls in a room. My advice? Don't go near it. If you do, don't blame me for your shattered sex life and sleepless nights. Now the poltergeist is appeased, and, as 2 girls in a room is still in existence, I think I will blog modern Dicktation 10 Freckles, after all.
low batt just went off on the kitchen door. if you are reading this Scott, i think we need some holy water and an old spiritual dwarf lady to sort this one out......

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