Thursday, December 18, 2008

Parapa pum pum

Lethal Weapon 5 guiness/bloody mary arse disaster
Current mood:last posty
Category: Life

Miglin wrapping presents. Me observing. I am left handed. I cannot cut with your crypto-facist right-handed scissors. Your wrapping paper is hard/difficult to deal with. Changing bulbs or plugging things with your left hand is an invitation to dice with death. You right-handers have designed the world to ruin us lefties. Bastards. All lefties are ambidextrous. we have to be. I play guitar right-handed. Imagine my disappointment at hearing Hendrix, realising that the best gutairist ever was playing left-handed, and I was on the other side playing. Bastards.
Last night ate at the Claddagh on front street. Great food. Had cabbage rolls to start (way better than its sounds), then the Brian Boru steak salad. Comes medium, i had it medium rare. Also spanked down Bloody Mary and guiness like a parched man emerging from the desert. No headache, but an arse which is playing the last post. Will be gone by this evening, for anyone going to the CATCO thingy....

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