Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Sexual Politics

Men
If you are not giving your lady an orgasm, you are wasting her time. She love's you, but quietly can't stand you.
Solution?
Take your best female friends out, buy them all the food and drink they want. Ask one question:
"What do women want in bed?"
Sit back, shut the fuck up, and listen.

Women.
Blow him. We are that easy, and don't need to be in the mood.
For those girls who find the idea of it disgusting, buy a cat. You are going to end up alone.

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