I poured coffee in my computer
Does this mean it will work faster
Did you back up your files on outboard drive?
That's caffeine led disaster
I put all my cash in a ponzi scheme
Does this make me the money master
Did you give all your money to old Bernie?
That's an investment disaster.
Face-booked drunk on Friday night
That my boss is a total tosser
Monday comes new job to find
That's a resume disaster
Bank Holiday one day too long
And I slept with her sister
All alone in a darkened room
And my fist ia bloody blister
We all do lots of stupid things
They don't cover us in glory
Then time goes by and you realise
That's a cracking bloody story.
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