No, I don't want to stay friends.

Years ago, when I got dumped, I was then shouted at, as I had no interest in remaining friends. The last thing I said to this person was,
"What are you getting so rampy about? You dumped me, go away."

Or

"No fuck? No blowjob? Fuck off!"

Female version:

"No orgasm, ever. Go away and get some skills. And for god's sake, get a manicure! Now fuck off!"

Any bloke confused by the manicure line? Its the reason you keep finding yourself alone.
To be clear, she didn't limp away, because you are the king of cock.