A hunk a hunk of burning notice

Current mood:aah.....
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
Watching the compendium of Burn notice they are running on USA. Its so cold outside that Abbey takes one sniff, and then heads back to the couch. A TV marathon is the only none freeze your tits off option. If you haven't seen this show, do yourself a favour. Now that the wire is finished, this is probably the best show on TV. If explosions, spies and a girlfriend who's idea of fun is blowing things up, is to your taste, you are in....

rollercoaster day

Current mood:placated
Category: Life
Just got another call, and the charge is re-dropped. Maybe not utter shit after all. aah...

My mistake, they are c@@ts after all

Turns out they are cunts. Just got a call saying, they would drop some of the charge, but keep the service call, the largest charge. Anyone know an alarm company who know what the fuck they are doing?
Capsule review. Apollo Alarms. U T T E R S H I T

Cool, disaster, cool....

mood:hatredofdroolingbasketweavingfuckwits
Category: Life
This morning. Watched my name is Bruce. Bruce Campbell's new film. I've always been a big fan of Bruce, and the film is a lot of fun. Then watched Lee Mack's live stand up DVD I got from england. He is excellent. So the day started well. Then checked my answerphone. Call from Apollo Alarms saying I owed them money, and I needed to pay or they would disconnect the alarm. The charge is for a battery they put in I didn't need, during the 5 and a half months it took them to work out what the problem with the alarm was. 5 and a half months of no or dogshit service, I fucking hate these people. If you cannot do your job properly, suck it up you witless watse of air. charging for mistakes it takes you months to rectify just gets on my tits. I did phone and leave a message. Oops. I think I may have wanted to give the ire slightly longer to die down. If fairness I didn't call them braindead cunts, which is what I was thinking. I did give a mini speech on how inept and shit I think they are, and how I would happily dump them like a festering turd, and let everyone I knew know that dealing with them would be inadvisable. Should of stuck with the cunt line really...
And relax.
After this post got a call, which ended in the charge being dropped, Aah.....

Behind you. No really, behind you.......

Current mood:boo
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
I always knew I really liked horror films. My discovery of my new favourite cable channels has cemented this. On the free movies on demand channel is a channel called fearnet, where you can boot horror films 24/7. I have watched Saw 3, shit but ok, and just watched Prince of Darkness by John Carpenter, who along with George Romero and Wes Craven and for disturbing, David Cronenberg, seems to have a real grasp on what horror is supposed to do. The reason good horror is scary isn't gore, though this is fun, its because they have concrete abstract ideas, that you know are impossible, but look plausible.
The other channel is called chiller, which shows a lot of horror, but also runs the twilight zone and the not that gory, memory of college sub hitchcockian Freddy's Nightmares. I remember when this came out, fun, dumb, and weirdly watchable. When horror is done properly it is quite something. Usually its shit, but then so are most attempts at art.

Say hello Mickey Mouse?

Current mood:hmmmmm......
Category: Dreams and the Supernatural
Bobby Jindal. A response to Obama's speech, a toilet flush on a burgeoning career. In my previous blog, I said when I thought I was going to get a cancer diagnosis, I figured 'I'd be told to get a disneyland trip in. Bobby jindal spent today at Disneyworld.....

Some things about me....

Current mood: chill
Category: Life
I don't want to do the 25 things list that flits around facebook, fascinating though I find it.
I have spent the last 2 days basically unconscious. MS and rapid weather change do not mix.
I have had MS most of my life, and have no idea what it would be like to feel well.
Most of the time I don't mind. Sometimes, like now, I can feel the neurological time bomb ticking.
I quit acting because I cannot physically do it anymore.
Unless you mean film.
I can do stand up, which I thought I would never do again when I came to America.
Which is why I did Shakespeare for 6 years.
That was my solution.
I hear funny. Amazing, but it does mean I can never see or hear anything at face value.
I have played guitar since I was six.
My MS first showed itself when I stood on stage at a gig with my brother's band, and discovered I could not play.
My solution was to become a comic.
Really.
When I was diagnosed with MS I thought the neurologist was going to tell me I had cancer, and get a disneyland trip in.
When he told me it was MS I actually whooped in relief.
I have relapsing remitting MS. if I am physically attacked, it could move to secondary Progressive and kill me.
If I have to face death because you attack me, so do you.
Really.
I am a happy go lucky sort.
Really.
How many things is this?
Well, it seems v MS based, but that is what is kicking my head in right now.
I think thats enough, but I feel I should end in a positive.
I am lucky enough to know what love feels like.