Wednesday, September 2, 2009

The Craigs List misdial

Current mood: amused
Category: Life
When someone phones me by accident about an item I haven’t placed on Craigs List, the first thing which crosses my mind is to wonder whether they are phoning about the adult section. Am I talking to someone now trying to cover his tracks as they realise the hot sex they were expecting is a confused englishmen who has no idea what they are on about. Once we’ve assertained that I am not Trixie, there is a long pause, then a mumbled, “ Sorry.” Does the Craigs List sex adventurer think he has a wrong number, or that he has phoned Trixies house and got her boyfriend /husband by accident? If I’d thought about it quicker I would have given a rundown on Trixie....

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