Freeze frame.

The tap drips in the kitchen sink, keeping the pipes from cracking into an expensive fountain, spraying money across the garden. Its ridiculously cold. Don't stay out too long, you'll get frostbite and die. Lovely.Where's the skiing? Where are the snowmobile runs? All I see are pissed off people, trying to will spring into existence. Well not all of them. There are people whose favourite time of year is winter.
"I just love the snow!"
Fuck off back to Narnia, and take it with you.