New Leaf?

When I first started seeing Beth I told her I was a pipe and slippers type who didn't go out or drink very much. This impression was quashed when a guy came out of an indian restaurant and said,"Don't get too drunk this time! And don't forget your coat." Ah well, I figured, I'm moving to America, new leaf. Not really. Tonight our waitress said,"Don't let him forget his phone this time. Percocet haze. Oh. Well as I sit sobering myself up, I'm happy to be in one piece. I do have a habit of running close to the edge. Lots of fun, but i always pay. So no new leaf, just an old one who knows what the results are a little better.