Dowdy's tips 7(?) Know when to change your ways
Current mood:glad i got out of that one
The phone rings. Its 7 am. The voice on the other end says
"Can I speak to my wife?"
You look left, aforementioned wife is there softly purr snoring. You then say
"She's in the front room, i'll just get her."
You then drum on the cupboard by your bed, pretending to go to the front room. (pathetic)
Your room mate voices worries that the house is going to be raked by machine gun fire, you will be missed, he will be killed.
Deep breath. Change your ways.....
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