Beer, beer, i needed some beer....

Sober over-eating sucks
Current mood: bursting to be fuller

Pissed eating is a trip to the omnivore fair. Every ride and taste a thrill-ride, that you know will make you sick, but its so exciting. Pissed over eating can take you to places you didn't know existed. Microwave kebabs? Genius! They'll go with the one's I've already had.
Sober is a futile attempt to see gluttony as a plus.
"Its cold, I need the fat to see me through until spring."
The good angel grows on your shoulder like a giant bird shit, ruining focus and making you remember that gym membership you don't use.
Gotta go, i think there is some pie left.......