Rules

As a trained comic, I have very specific rules I have to follow. The main one is to never let go at anyone who I care about who has hurt my feelings. This is because if I l give my mind, and mouth free reign, with no regret or guilt about what's coming, I will tear the person I care about to shreds. I learned how to do it when I was a kid. At school I figured out how to trapdoor a conversation, so that when the 5th line was hit, and the person who annoyed me became comfortable, I'd open the trapdoor and let them hang.

Words are power. I have frightening control over the awful. I'd much rather be nice.