Liar Liar

 Your eyes, bleed lies 

Your face, leaks pies 

You're a big, fat, liar, liar

liar, liar, liar, liar 

and you know you are.


Where's the money I lent you? 
Let me guess,you forgot.
So absent minded
I'ts cost me quite a lot.


What happened to the table?
It didn't break itself
Like the ghost and the mouse
That destroyed the house
spraying plates off the shelf.

Your magazines are very obscene

 A little too much

 If you know what I mean

You say there not yours

And you found them there

 but that's your ginger, pubic hair.

 Falling as a crux to a tragic tale

Take a deep breath

You are going to jail