Current mood:come on, surely?
Category: Life
Oh no its snowing, ah! Close everything!!!! Bloody hell, sort your shit out England, its snow and a bit of ice. Last night drove out to see Spring Awakening (absolutely excellent), one of the roads was 2 inches of solid black ice. solution? Drive slow and don't hit the brakes, unless going sideways is what you fancy.
My mum tells me well England isn't prepared like America. No, england cant and never could be bothered to sort itself for the weather. Floods in Yorkshire? Every year. Trains that can't run on wet leaves? Check. God help you if you ever see some of the shit that hits the midwest pretty much year round.
Sorry to sound snitty, but I've been living in sub zero weather for over a month. My toilet froze, taps froze, dishwashers odd (frozen). Of course the answer to these problems is "Lag your pipes you twat!" Fair enough, now import that grit from Spain or wherever it is in europe thats got it. Turn on your french powered gas fires, drink your french water and rightly wonder, who the fuck sold us out this bad? I of course live in the land where the last tard in charge took a shot at destroying the world. Ah well, swings and roundabouts.
Currently listening:
Spring Awakening (2006 Original Broadway Cast)
By Duncan Sheik
Release date: 2006-12-12
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