The elephant in the classroom

Current mood:musey
Category: Life
Children in England are getting a "deficient" primary education because schools are focusing too much on maths, English and testing, a report has said. (BBC NEWS)

This made me think what i learned at primary school

1 speling
2 If the girls stand in a group in the corner laugh and point at you, you are doomed.
3 If you are left hand the nun teaching you thinks you are the devil.
4 This is the first of three schools that will threaten to expel you.
5 You cant boo Cinderella on and get away with it.
6 Dont cheat on your first eye test, it goes badly later on.
7 A lady called Thatcher will steal you school milk and then try and break the world.
8 Sandpits always have dogshit in them somewhere.
9 English and Maths are no substitute for drinking your milk with the right people every now and again
10 There is no shame to knowing country dancing way too well be the age of 7.
11 Dont try and be someone you are not, unless you have 3 toes on one foot, then keep that to yourself.....

Currently listening:
Barney - Let's Play School