Come in Robo-Milf, your time is up.....

Its late in the evening. Everyone knows the party was fun, but its over. We must do this again murmur the guests as they shuffle back to their lives. Hang on, who's that skonking on about how wronged she feels, about her being blamed for the party not going quite right? The one who accused everyone particularly that really popular Denzel Washington looking kid about not being in tune with the real party (boring kids down the hall that we all ignored) and pitching a hissy fit when everyone wanted to go to Barack's, not hers, for afters.

Sarah,Sarah, Sarah. Nobody's being  horrible. we are just tired of the would be prom queen of the western world, having lost, sticking about like a stubborn unflushable turd, blaming everyone else for its own sticky shitness. Get the message, get gone and stay gone. We don't love you no more, and some of us never liked you in the first place...