Shit but eventful

Current mood: angsty
Category: Life
I haven't come close to my computer for a while. The MS which was playing uo a bit kicked the shit out of me. Currently I have spasms which don't even creep up. They arrive down my right side crippling everything in in a Boris Karlof fashion, with accompanying Frankenstein sound effects. Its scary as shit, but once I figured out I wasn't gonna drop dead, annoying and debilitating. I had to quit out of Edinburgh because I'm only recentlybeen able to talk, can't really walk that well and spasms unexpectedly but very firmly occur whenever my body feels like it.
Oh yeah america your doctors are good. your health care insurance system is fucking shit. Any health care system which is based on profit for the insurance companies is uncivilised and embarrassing. Wake up, you are nearly out of time. The stress this system puts your workers under, is the least healthy thing I have ever seen. I say workers because I thought I'd use phrasing that even those idiots who rage against an equitable system can understand.
I never been anywhere that keeps repeating how great it is over and over, miss the basics so badly.
And relax...
So no Edinburgh, bad health, could be worse.....
Currently watching:
NCIS Naval Criminal Investigative Service - The Fifth Season
Release date: 2008-08-26
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Party like its 1993 (fuck)

Tuesday, May 12, 2009


Current mood:acceptance
When I say party like its 1993 ,I mean the year just previous to me knowing what the fuck was going on. Maybe it was earlier? Fuck who cares, this is what happened.
I was gigging, still sharing with my mate Neil when I started to have spasms down my eight hand side, pretty constantly. I gigged on this and remember being on stage at the Hampstead comedy club,in front of a very close up audience and hitting a spasm as I walked on. It was quite amazing relly, the audince didn't know if it was part of the act, and my follow up of 5 minutes on what you think of during a CAT scan (sex) and how trying to stop this is how brain aneurysums occur, confused them all the more.

I mention this because thats whats been going on. Its weird. I can barely functon in the day, am kept up by the twitching then can't function the next day. I haven't talked to people back home about it as I can't really talk.

If I haven't returned a call, for once, it actually is not you. It is me.

The spasms are backing off a bit but I don't know what it means. I know Beth is very patient. This crap has been coming for a couple of years.

I know this. MS is a fucking bastard and I hate its guts.

Thing is when it gets bad I cut everyone off and head for the depths of my brain, the one place I definitely shouldn't be living. After years of this you would think I would of worked this out.

So I intend to chill a lot. Anyone I haven't been in touch with, my apologies....

Note to dog

Current mood:fucks sake.....
Category: Life
Note to dog. Why have you woken up now? That special I need a pee whinge, which I know is a bluff, as we were outside half an hour ago. its 2 am. i thought you had an internal clock for this sort of stuff. Is it because Van Damme in Legionairre is on? Has his determination and someWhat balletic fight skills, have awoken the dormant hunter that lies in the domestic?
I look across now, out like a light, presumably dreaming of the hunt.
I cannot type very well.I cannot see very well. I cannot walk very well. I bitch concisely, though.
That bloke who blinked the diving bell and the butterfly was a patient sort. My constant misspelling and mistyping drives me nuts. If I thought an american program would let me read the blog in I would be in heaven. As if that would work. Truth is, barely anyone over here ever knows what I'm really on about. Subtlety is a luxury which cannot be bought, only enjoyed.
Wow that was poncey. True, but wanky nonetheless.
Would be more impressive if I had not misspelled everything and mistyped most of it.
Currently watching:
Legionnaire
Release date: 1999-02-09

Modern Cannon fodder.

Current mood: cheerful
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
Fritz, of the sham-wow advert is going on trial for an altercation with a prostitute in Florida. A horrifying 20 minutes. "cos he can't do this all day," and vague allusions which suggest she may have changed his religion.
Fritz, destined to go over the edge. Modern cannon fodder, pushed to the front so we don't get bored
The tea party thing is a shit idea. I mean really shit.
Glenn beck is on the Sham wow path. When he self-immolates that will be some show, replete with tears.
Does no one in America know what tea bagging means?
News people skonking on about tea bagging. Hilarious.
Currently watching:
Sleepaway Camp III - Teenage Wasteland
Release date: 2002-08-20

Its never as easy as you think, it is often harder.

Current mood: amused
Category: Life
My neighbour Paul is neck deep in our malfunctioning dishwasher. A dishwasher,much like a microwave or a fridge is fantastic, until it starts twatting about.
We thought the line was kinked. Of course the shithousery lies a lot deeper than that. The more simple a problem looks, the more difficult it actually is.
This applies in reverse, where the more difficult something is, the simpler you can make it seem. Unless it is actually a pile of shit, in which case you are fooling nobody. The fun bit is that half the time you don't know which one you are dealing with.
Currently listening:
Reality
By David Bowie
Release date: 2003-09-16

Easter Monday

Current mood: discontent
Category: Dreams and the Supernatural
Its 3:24 am. I've spent the last few hours remembering. that drunk beyond a certain point, I find the need to see the feeling through. I stop drinking and stay awake, whilst the pissed self fades. Watched the Doctor Who special on youtube. OK. Thats it really. I've seen some stunning episodes in this series. This one was OK.
Then watched Watermelon man on Retro TV which is a great film. Melvin van pebbles kicking liberal shit till it hurts.
Now feel the drunk laying off a bit, still left with the feeling that the corporate, handwringing moralising horseshit that passes for religion over here, keeps me a long way from the good catholic altar server I once was.
I think its mainly a crock of superstitious shite that plays on peoples loneliness and fear to get money , obedience and power.
I do like easter eggs though. A pagan tradition, along with bunny rabbits.
Currently listening:
No Religion (U.K. import)
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BBC. Used to be good.

Current mood: cantankerous
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
I'm lived in America for nearly 7 years. I have BBc America. It has adverts. What? If you play clips on their website, its shows some piss arse advert you couldn't give a fuck about before getting to the clip. Doesn't seem to matter how tragic or important the story is. gotta get that ad in. Fucking money grubbing cunts. Has the licence fee been repealed? Have the licensing law vans left our streets? Are they now ggogle vans, trying to get pics of sex shop leavers? The google vans in england are like an ultra modern Daily Sport,
"we are on your road. what you doing?"
When the licence fee was what you paid for no ads, it was a pain in the arse, but made some sort of sense. You could actually go to prison for not paying it, which now looks a little iffy. Stalinist, renditiony, attacking the poor sort of thing.
You show ads. Get fucked. And a lot you put out has a strong scent of shit.
Radio is still great though.