Its never as easy as you think, it is often harder.

Current mood: amused
Category: Life
My neighbour Paul is neck deep in our malfunctioning dishwasher. A dishwasher,much like a microwave or a fridge is fantastic, until it starts twatting about.
We thought the line was kinked. Of course the shithousery lies a lot deeper than that. The more simple a problem looks, the more difficult it actually is.
This applies in reverse, where the more difficult something is, the simpler you can make it seem. Unless it is actually a pile of shit, in which case you are fooling nobody. The fun bit is that half the time you don't know which one you are dealing with.
Currently listening:
Reality
By David Bowie
Release date: 2003-09-16