Weathered.

What the fuck? Wednesday will be sunny, or, 39 degrees and cloudy.
 "The sun is trying to make an appearance."
"Its not trying hard enough. Like your predictive powers, the weather has decided to be really shitty."
"There's no need for that…."
Quite right. There is no need for a badly dressed, terrible guesser, who would be better off spending their time practicing their serious, "Get to the basement!" face, to prepare for their dream day, when the tornado sirens go off, and its not aWednesday test. Where's my jumper? Brr….