Roast Beef Coma.

I had a really nice roast beef and smoked cheddar cheese sandwich for lunch.That's the last thing I remember. The roast beef was from Thurns, a fantastic butcher, just down the road from us. Ultra rare, delicious, and wrapped in sleeping draft.
 Great nap. Did anything happen? Find any planes? Boats? Any people who've been living with horrible old pervs for 10 years or so? If you want to shock me, tell me how nice everything is, how every things going to be alright. No money in that, right?  Tragedy, murder and mayhem it is then.