Box Salad Trickery

It claimed to be from Santa Fe. All the elements were in front of me, in their own individual boxes. Add them all together, hello Santa Fe salad! The taste of the south! Or, cue fiddly boxes spraying sauce and lettuce at will. salad sulking feeling the box is, "Keeping my talent under a bushel..." Fight ensues, a blizzard of uncooperative lettuce and salad sections. Salad contained. Phew. Now, eat it? Tricky.