Mystery

We got new drapes from Pottery Barn. The new fashion asks the questions,"Did you think you were going to the beach? Did you get dressed in the dark? Have you decided to try hooking at Pottery Barn? Are you sure you should have eaten that for breakfast?" Like the tragedy of the wash day thong back in London years ago. Heads-up. We like the mystery. All that crap does is save us the cost of a date.