Morning

Coffee, cigarettes, a glass of water with a shot of 100% cranberry juice and a pear. Remarkably effective. Of course the Bismarck from Buckeye Donuts doesn't hurt.
I was taking a bottle of water back to the fridge. Found myself, bottle in hand, looking at the dryer. More coffee right?
I think I got thrown off because MS can do this weird thing to your eyes, where everything looks bigger than you know it is. Insert cock size joke as appropriate.