Years ago I was chatting uo a very beautiful, super posh girl. It was going very well, and looked certain to be a lot of fun. We were both doing exams at that time.
She said, " I just took an exam. It was a 3 hour exam. I finished in under an hour Simon, under an hour!"
I said, "What are you studying?"
"Zoology," she said.
I said, " Zoology. Really, how long does it take to write, its a zebra?"
Sexual promise annihilated.
Sex will last a couple of hours, probably less than one. That story? Lives forever.
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