Thursday, January 1, 2009

Sham Wow, Slap Chop, Graty the future is now.

Current mood: floodyfootball
Category: floodyfootball Fashion, Style, Shopping

Its the same bloke advertising them all. The Sham Wow is so absorbent 2000 of them would have sorted out hurricane Katrina. the Slap Chop de-skins and shreds at the atomic level. The Graty produces Jesus cheese at the push of a celestial button. The bloke selling this is a genius, I want these products, then commonsense kicks in, then the tunes start plying in my head again. !9:95. Nest 20 minutes? Double the order for price of one. Wow. A munificent god figure of stuff!
If this ad is not in England, it is worth moving here to see it.
Watching a film called Flood, with Robert Carlyle and David Suchet, about London getting wiped out when the thames barrier gives way in a storm. Its a well presented piece of crap. Now waiting for Bluewater shopping centre to get wiped out.
"You only shop when you're swimming
Shop when you're swimming
You only shop when you're swimming."
Flicking between the Chelsea/ Fulham game and the film....

Currently watching :
Flood
Release date: 2008-09-16

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