Death Children stories
Current mood:coldydeath
Category: Dreams and the Supernatural

Current weather report in Columbus, wrap us warm make sure your skin isn't exposed, or die. Over a foot of snow, looks like Narnia, kills like Antarctica. Last night went to the monthly mingle of the film makers of Columbus.
Ended up discussing snowmen. snow yesterday was not sticky enough to build a snowman. what you could do is have a splat of snow, throw a carrot on it and claim it was a snowman that committed suicide. Someone then said they only have a bag of mini carrots. if you threw a bag of small carrots maybe there was a small group of snowmen that kiled themselves in a Jonestown massacre fracas. Why would they have followed the other snowman? Throw down one piece of coal. In the land of blind snowmen, the one eyed snowman is king. What about the matchbooks at the back of the snow puddles? turns out the snowmen were killed by the little matchstick girl, who turns out to be a snowman serial killer. She died of cold when her snow victims melted on her.
This became a discussion about the fact that Hansel and Gretel were in fact cooked in the witches oven which exploded. Scientists got pieces of them, cloned them and they went back and got her Resident Evil style. This mixer is once a month. You bet I'm going again.

Currently listening:
Frosty The Snowman
By International Children
Release date: 1990-10-11