Truth.

The only reason I'm any good at what I do is that, I've fucked it up as badly as you can think of. More than once. Some fuck ups I made up myself. It is, however, the only way to learn. Can't wait for the next one. i could do with learning some thing new.

MS Work

Multiple Sclerosis is a life spent putting doors into jet black, looming walls of despair, then limping though to the light beyond. In the end its 100% attitude. Doesn't always work, I've spent months at a time in the valley of can't. Then I say, "Fuck it, I'm gonna do it anyway." Not a life I'd recommend, or wish on my worst enemy, but there is a lot of fun to be had there, you just have to want it badly enough.

oo-er

Michele Bachmann's run for the president is like watching The Fog. You keep expecting something to run screaming from a closet. Her husband. for a start.

Murdoch

If irony is our leader, Murdoch dies of a hacking cough.

Rules

As a trained comic, I have very specific rules I have to follow. The main one is to never let go at anyone who I care about who has hurt my feelings. This is because if I l give my mind, and mouth free reign, with no regret or guilt about what's coming, I will tear the person I care about to shreds. I learned how to do it when I was a kid. At school I figured out how to trapdoor a conversation, so that when the 5th line was hit, and the person who annoyed me became comfortable, I'd open the trapdoor and let them hang.

Words are power. I have frightening control over the awful. I'd much rather be nice.

Reality

i'm loved working in Romeo and Juliet. I got to work with exactly who I wanted, and watch something truly special build. Last night tonight, which is probably the last time i'll ever do outdoor Shakespeare. The physical cost is too high. Its a very MS'y thing, just as I feel I've begun to understand, and do well at something, the bell tolls, and I know I have to go.

This time I have a lot of other things lined up, not so physically taxing, that I can learn. I walked from playing when I lost feeling my hands, and became a comic. When I had to walk from comedy, I hid in shakespeare. Now I have to leave the Bard, who taught me an awful lot. My hands now work, and I'm ready to run shows I've wirtten. Teaching too, and voice over work. Lets see how that goes.

Oh

Does it bother anyone, that its 2011, and we've decided to retire from space? Never did get our jetpacks, or our electric cars. Did give the cunts all the money, and go broke.