Morning Money Bollocks.

The Today program has a money guru on, Suze Orman. Start your retirement account as soon as possible. In fifty years you will be rich! of course, you can't touch it until then, and the economy is one bad day away from you losing most of it. America is full of people who know very little, shouting a lot. Its not just here, England is just as bad, as is everywhere really.

If your job is to give an opinion, you will give one. It doesn't matter if you are right, just that you are strident enough to get people nodding, in acceptance of your clear genius. This is why ponzi schemes continue to work. Here's a bite size fact. Anyone offering you over 10% return on your money a year, is lying, and carpeting their helicopter fund with your savings. Don't be greedy, get something nice to eat, and chill the fuck out.