bullshitorama

Current mood:morningbile
Category: News and Politics
The news is now a bitch-fest, with everyone blaming everyone else for everything. Right now a republican twat is filling my screen with wittering shite about Obama going on Leno. They have to discuss something other than the turd bowl we are in. They shat that into being.
Now a story is coming in about a job fair at a strip club.
" Are you a pervy evil bastard who everyone hates, and most are scared of, except Trudy, who will blow your head off with your own gun in about six months?"
You could be our manager. Show us you have the high voltage twattage we are looking for.
Speaking of blank minds; Sarah Palin has just turned down 300 million dollars of stimulus. Didn't turn down free clothes, will knock back money for the poor.
Bye.
Currently listening:
Hunky Dory
By David Bowie
Release date: 1999-09-28